In an effort to put their goal difference out of sight, and create a new world record at the same time, Woodwynd to play their goalie at striker and hump Symington 37 nil down at Hosiery Park, Troon...1/100. Minishant to scrape home by the odd goal in 12 against civil war torn Drumley...5/2. And Vale of Girvan to draw at Dregs - that is if the hosts haven't cut the goalposts down during the night or diverted the river Annick over their pitch....5/4.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooooooooooooooooolves.

et ait Dominus Deus ad serpentem quia fecisti hoc maledictus es inter omnia animantia et bestias terrae super pectus tuum gradieris et terram comedes cunctis diebus vitae tuae

I just knew you couldn't resist it. Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Still in a job then.?

You got vizuri an kwa kweli humped sikes msimu wa zaidi ya. Note the auld Kilwinkie word stolen by the Swahilians.