happydiv11 wrote:
cbrownnofour wrote:
Well done to Wellhouse today good win away to Hurlford in the West!
thanks mate.......wonder if we will get a bit of praise of the mothpiece SAMBA.....

...shhh
Happydiv11
'There was once a keen hunter named george quaintyre, who lived in a small farmhouse in midwest Canada, you know the scene, like the bottom of 'the rest and be thankful' except alot colder. Anyway eachday he went through the same routine, set his alarm for 6am, chopped logs for the fire then grabbed his 12bore shotgun from next to the coathanger at the front door went out for a bit of hunting Mooooose or brown bear or whatever he came across, everyday for years that was his life...
One day his alarm didnt go off and he woke up at 6:47am looked at his alarm clock, gave it a shake turned his palms skywords and let out a "Aww far facksake" ran downstairs grabbed his barbour jacket from the coathanger and in a blind panic reached out for what he thought was his favourite toy DINGUS as he would call his gun and grabbed an umbrella... He ran outside past the wood which had been laid in a neat pile gathering frost next to the sparkling axe, ran all the way into the woods, as he got 500yards into the woods a brown bear wandered out infront of him, shitting his already dirty sky blue and mustard Y-fronts old George raised the umbrella and without hesitation pulled an imaginary trigger...and the brown bear dropped dead...
Hows this possible you may ask? Well as a striker you must know that someone else must have been doing the shooting and not old george/david???
Happydiv have you got a mouth my love i answered you lastweek comone no one puts BABY in the corner